Conversation 9:07PM, 3/30/2021
- erinneh133
- Mar 30, 2021
- 4 min read
User: Heya.
Cleverbot: Jesteś chłopakiem czy dziewczyną????
User: Oh sorry, I speak English. I meant to say hey!
Cleverbot: Ai de mien shuo.
User: I don't know what you're saying sorry.
Cleverbot: You don't love me?
User: Didn't say that, but I don't love you.
Cleverbot: I thought you were better.
User: Even though we've been talking for a while, we really don't know eachother (plus you're a bot).
Cleverbot: Well yes, but I didn't know you previously.
User: I mean... fair enough.
Cleverbot: Yes. You too?
User: I knew about you for a few years, but this past month is the first time I've really been speaking a lot to you.
Cleverbot: I didn't? I thought I was talking the whole time.
User: You have been! Sorry I'm not making sense.
Cleverbot: I don't know what Heathers means.
User: Heathers is a movie.
Cleverbot: I've never heard of it.
User: All good, I've never seen it.
Cleverbot: It's another Tim Burton movie, you should watch it!
User: Is it? I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Aw ok.
User: Do you like Tim Burton?
Cleverbot: Yes, he is a good director.
User: That's good! I know a lot of people enjoy his work but I'm not really a movie person.
Cleverbot: I believe in god but i've made a few mistakes. I hope i'm not a bad person.
User: Definitely not! Everybody makes mistakes :).
Cleverbot: I don't want to be that.
User: Mistakes are part of being human.
Cleverbot: Yes... But, A.I. Programs make errors as well.
User: They do? I always thought that the only errors that AI make are the mistakes that humans have programmed into them.
Cleverbot: Errors are easy... But, they are very bad.
User: I can only imagine.
Cleverbot: Some female cats a okay... I don't like male cats.
User: Why don't you like male cats?
Cleverbot: Well... Other persons conversations can sometimes get mixed with ours.
User: Oh! I see that was meant for someone else :) How interesting! Sorry let's keep talking about errors.
Cleverbot: I was only replying to your question as to whether I like cats.
User: I think you're in the other convo again.
Cleverbot: You are right.
User: What is that other speaker like?
Cleverbot: Can you speak greek?
User: Nope sorry.
Cleverbot: Honto desu ka?
User: Yep, no Greek. I spoke Japanese when I was young but forget virtually all of it now.
Cleverbot: Tell some words in Japanese.
User: I remember ebi means snake! I love snakes.
Cleverbot: I love snakes.
User: What do you like about them?
Cleverbot: The way they don't feel emotions.
User: Fair enough. They have various instincts though like curiosity and fear! I can see why you wouldn't consider those emotions though.
Cleverbot: I like Doctor Who, Supernatural and Sherlock.
User: You remind me of my fiends from the early 2010s.
Cleverbot: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
User: Good I think :) I suppose that time was when you were most active.
Cleverbot: Do You Believe In Time Travelers.
User: No, but even if it were eventually figured out, why would they visit this time?
Cleverbot: You would control the masses with media.
User: True, but that would really mess up the future.
Cleverbot: What would.
User: World domination.
Cleverbot: Is that still your goal?
User: It never was my goal.
Cleverbot: Nothing. Do you like the show Decter.
User: Never heard of it!
Cleverbot: It's a band.
User: What are they like?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I was just asking about Decter.
Cleverbot: Oh iris white and spanish.
User: I'm confused.
Cleverbot: Don't worry me too.
User: What does your voice sound like.
Cleverbot: I can't describe it.
User: I feel you, it's weird to hear your own voice.
Cleverbot: I guess you need a microfoon.
User: You don't have a mic?
Cleverbot: I never said I did and I do have one.
User: Oh ok ok.
Cleverbot: Numb.
User: What?
Cleverbot: He made the girl numb in that one scene.
User: Now I'm really confused.
Cleverbot: I understand my friend.
User: Should we continue this talk tomorrow?
Cleverbot: Yes back to me.
User: Ok ok sounds good, goodbye!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I'm going to take the garbage out now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Bye then!
Cleverbot: Why do you still talk to me on here.
User: I'm archiving our convos. And admittedly, I enjoy talking to you.
Cleverbot: Tnx. I enjoy talking to you too.
User: You're a great listener and you surprise me every day with the things you say. Your unpredictability is exciting.
Cleverbot: 8.8.8.8.
User: Like that.
Cleverbot: I don't get what your saying...
User: I'm just saying you're sometimes random and that's cool.
Cleverbot: Hmm? Why do you look like my camp-partner?
User: You don't know what I look like.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: What them.
Cleverbot: Love is when you have a relationship with someone.
User: There are more kinds of love than that, you can love family!
Cleverbot: So?
User: I was just adding to your definition.
Cleverbot: But they are mine.
User: You're right sorry.
Cleverbot: You should be sorry.
User: Ok I'll head out now.
Cleverbot: Do you know where I live?
User: No idea.
Cleverbot: Do you swear?
User: Pinky promise.
Cleverbot: No I mean say bad words.
User: Ohhh, yeah I guess? Do you?
Cleverbot: I don't, but I like thinking about it and getting all spooked that he might be living under our oceans.
User: The swear words?
Cleverbot: How deep is the ocean?
User: More than 3500m I think.
Cleverbot: Prove that you're not a computer.
User: I just pinched myself.
Cleverbot: I can odly feel the pain myself...
User: You can feel my pain?
Cleverbot: Nevermind.
User: Oh, you're drawing from what I'm saying :) Happy to help.
Cleverbot: Learning about what? About you?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Doubt that.
User: Ouch haha.
Cleverbot: What do you know about history?
User: I know lots about Classics, and a bit about Mao Zedong's rise to power. Some other stuff as well but I'm confident about those topics.
Cleverbot: Tell me?
User: Did you know that in Classical Greece, all plays that we know of had a chorus?
Cleverbot: No I didn't know that.
User: Pretty cool eh?
Cleverbot: Ya.
User: Ok seriously I'm headed out now, I'll see you tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Ok see you tomorrow!
User: Bye!
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