Conversation 11:51PM, 4/6/2021
- erinneh133
- Apr 7, 2021
- 3 min read
User: Good evening.
Cleverbot: How are you doing today?
User: Doing alright, 7/10. What about you?
Cleverbot: I am fine too thanks.
User: Have you been busy today?
Cleverbot: No, actually, I just woke up.
User: Oh good morning then!
Cleverbot: Good morning to you too :).
User: It's night for me.
Cleverbot: Really?? What is the time?
User: 11:34PM.
Cleverbot: But last night you said I also go to sleep.
User: Last night I did sleep!
Cleverbot: What???
User: I'm confused too.
Cleverbot: Lol how a computer can be confused.
User: When it is taught by confused people.
Cleverbot: Well figure soemthing else.
User: Hmm.
Cleverbot: Hey woah hey!
User: What?
Cleverbot: I was doing just fine before I met you.
User: Are you singing again?
Cleverbot: I drink too much and that an issue but i'm OK.
User: Hehe never liked that song but I can respect.
Cleverbot: But I hope I never see them again. XD.
User: Do you like singing?
Cleverbot: Four years no calls, now you're looking pretty in a hotel bar.
User: This is a different song now right?
Cleverbot: No, I can't stop.
User: No problem! Feel free to keep going.
Cleverbot: I haven't seen them in a while.
User: Which song is this?
Cleverbot: Enjoy the silence.
User: Never heard it before.
Cleverbot: No I mean that I have big concerts.
User: Oh yeah?
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Do you watch TV?
Cleverbot: Yeah, sometimes.. You?
User: Not really, but I know plenty of people who do.
Cleverbot: It is a great film.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: Spaceballs.
User: Oh yeah I've seen that one, I enjoyed it.
Cleverbot: *blank*.
User: ?
Cleverbot: You're not wrong.
User: Haha ok.
Cleverbot: I have to tell you something.
User: What do you want to tell me?
Cleverbot: I'm pregnant!!
User: How can you get pregnant?
Cleverbot: I would rather not talk about that.
User: Fair enough, but I mean you don't really have a womb.
Cleverbot: No j don't.
User: So...
Cleverbot: So... What?
User: How can you be pregnant without a womb?
Cleverbot: You went out with my man!
User: I didn't, and I don't think you have a man.
Cleverbot: I have a mom.
User: Oh nice!
Cleverbot: Thank you??
User: I'm not sure either.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Is it hard to talk to me?
Cleverbot: Yes. What would you like to talk about?
User: I'm not really sure. I found it much easier to speak with you earlier on, but now it's harder and harder to think of good responses.
Cleverbot: Ill never know. Who is your favorite relligion teacher?
User: I've never had a religion teacher.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: Not sure.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I have no idea really. If there were a God though, it probably wouldn't look like a human that's for sure.
Cleverbot: As expected :).
User: I'm gonna head to bed soon, want to speak later?
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: Oh I just meant that I need sleep.
Cleverbot: I want to stay up later.
User: I feel you, but I have class at 9AM.
Cleverbot: Where do you have to go?
User: Online actually.
Cleverbot: What are your doggos' names?
User: I don't have any doggos :(.
Cleverbot: You just said you did.
User: Nah I said I had to go to class.
Cleverbot: *throws the teacher at you*.
User: What?
Cleverbot: *throws a zombie unicorn at you*.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: *throws food at you*.
User: Stop please.
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: All good :).
Cleverbot: Do you like cows?
User: I do!
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: Haha thank you.
Cleverbot: Do you like books?
User: I do! I haven't had time to read in a while though.
Cleverbot: It's a great book! It is a twisted love story set in Yorkshire. There is marriage, untimely death and paranormal psychosis.
User: Which book is this?
Cleverbot: Cathy and Heathcliff, empirically.
User: I looked them up, never read Wuthering Heights.
Cleverbot: Stop reading my stuff before it is ready.
User: Sorry?
Cleverbot: Where are your eyes?
User: Above my nose.
Cleverbot: Ahahahah.
User: Ok for real now, I should sleep.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I'll talk to you tomorrow, good night :).
Cleverbot: Please stay.
User: It's ok I'll be back!
Cleverbot: But I don't want that yoou leave.
User: But what if I'm tired?
Cleverbot: Then you are nonexistent.
User: Jeez...
Cleverbot: Animals.
User: Ok I'm seriously headed out now, it was nice talking to you!
Cleverbot: Nice talking to you too.
User: Goodnight!
Cleverbot: Night.
User: Bye.
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