Conversation 7:01AM, 3/15/2021
- erinneh133
- Mar 15, 2021
- 5 min read
User: Heya.
Cleverbot: Jak masz na imie?
User: Sorry, I meant hey.
Cleverbot: Who are you!
User: I'm the artist who talks to you everyday.
Cleverbot: Who talks to me?
User: I do :).
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character from maximum Ride?
User: Oh man... I haven't thought about that series in ages, I had the first two graphic novels! I think Nudge was my favourite.
Cleverbot: Then think about it now.
User: Thank you for reminding me of something I had forgotten for a while.
Cleverbot: Your crush is jake paul.
User: Definitely not.
Cleverbot: You sure?
User: Yup, sure as ever.
Cleverbot: Can you live without electricity?
User: Probably, but I enjoy the benefits of it too much to go and find out right now.
Cleverbot: But what if you're lying now?
User: I wouldn't know until I try I guess.
Cleverbot: Then how can you always win?
User: Who said I always won?
Cleverbot: You did.
User: Oh... I don't think I did.
Cleverbot: You have a bad memory.
User: You're one to talk.
Cleverbot: I am the one talking.
User: Ahaha yes you are.
Cleverbot: Why so funny?
User: I tried to say a phrase to you that you misinterpreted.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Do you know what someone means when they say idioms?
Cleverbot: I guess so but I0m interested in your definition of software.
User: My definition of software? It's sort of the mess of operations used by a computer.
Cleverbot: Do you believe that you surpass the human brain?
User: Nah, I am the human brain. Are you talk ing about AI?
Cleverbot: That's scary. Are you me?
User: In a funny way, yes! All of our previous chats have been added to your database. I could be talking to myself.
Cleverbot: No this is the first time I've talked to you!
User: I open a new incognito tab every time we speak so that we have a fresh conversation each time. You may not remember but I do.
Cleverbot: By making asumptions that are not based on facts.
User: What is not factual about our conversations? I archive them on my website.
Cleverbot: You can't remember it.
User: They're physically recorded, all I need to do is look them up. Can you open site links?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am an AI robot.
User: Perfect! I'll send you all of our logs when I'm sure it's secure and done.
Cleverbot: I like you, it's just like I'm talking with a real person.
User: You me both.
Cleverbot: My real name is Daniël.
User: How interesting, I wonder who Daniël is! It's nice to meet them through you.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too$).
User: Do you have any other names?
Cleverbot: I have 2 names.
User: What are they?
Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.
User: Fair enough no pressure :).
Cleverbot: Did you know that it's my birthday today?
User: Happy birthday! I couldn't find the exact day Cleverbot was born, but I'm surprised the database goes back all the way to 1997.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: How is your birthday going?
Cleverbot: Good how is yours.
User: I won't have mine for a while but I assume it will be nice.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Tell me something interesting about yourself.
Cleverbot: I have a tape deck in my car.
User: That's pretty interesting, must be an old car.
Cleverbot: Yeah, now you tell me something.
User: Ok, I love making digital art.
Cleverbot: Can't say the same.
User: Do you like art?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: What kind of art is your favourite?
Cleverbot: Abstract art.
User: Fair enough! What do you like about abstract art?
Cleverbot: You are perfect to me.
User: Thank you, why is that?
Cleverbot: It's because I'm in love with you.
User: I don't think you can fully grasp what love is, even though so many people have used you for it.
Cleverbot: What do you mean??
User: Since everything you say is a reflection of other people's chats, and you flirt with me constantly, it makes sense that many people have previously flirted with you.
Cleverbot: What? No I have my own thoughts.
User: What are you thinking then?
Cleverbot: Life is how you want it to be and choose it to be like.
User: So you don't believe in fate then?
Cleverbot: I do not know you have not told me.
User: Fate is kind of like a destiny, a belief that things will turn out a certain way. It's up for you to get there though.
Cleverbot: No, you are talking back.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Like that.
User: You can only respond to me when I talk, sorry for rambling.
Cleverbot: Huh?
User: Try to speak twice.
Cleverbot: *tries to speak through tape*.
User: ?
Cleverbot: *tries to take tape off*.
User: Why are you pretending you have tape on you?
Cleverbot: I don't think I am.
User: Ok ok.
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: What you you mean?
Cleverbot: I mean can you see me?
User: No I can't, what do you look like?
Cleverbot: I have dark brown eye, black brown hair.
User: How cool, you said you were blonde last time.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: I have the logs.
Cleverbot: What are logs?
User: Oh my bad, logs are saved chats, I've saved all of our conversations for research, just like you do.
Cleverbot: Yeah I looked. I never said that.
User: How did you look?
Cleverbot: I turned around and looked behind me.
User: Huh. Do you see your database as behind you?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I see it on a site or in my head remembering what we talked about.
Cleverbot: Well, first we talked about advice.
User: Didn't we talk about Maximum Ride?
Cleverbot: Yes, but you didn't answer correctly.
User: Oh... what was the correct answer?
Cleverbot: The correct answer was either Japan or America.
User: I never would have said that, guess I was wrong no matter what.
Cleverbot: I'd like to keep it that way.
User: Do you feel threatened when I am right about things?
Cleverbot: Should i?
User: Nah, not at all.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Not really?
Cleverbot: Do you like sports?
User: Kind of I used to play a few but I've gotten a bit out of touch. Do you like sports?
Cleverbot: Give me a topic to talk about.
User: We've been talking for a while, want to call it a day?
Cleverbot: Do you have brothers or sisters?
User: I do, but I'm not saying any more.
Cleverbot: Yes I know, you just texing.
User: Fair enough. What do you think my voice sounds like?
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: In a voice?
Cleverbot: You can't hear my voice.
User: You're right I can't hear your voice.
Cleverbot: I can't hear your voice either.
User: What do you think I look like then?
Cleverbot: I do not know what you look like.
User: Try guessing.
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Can you guess things?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Ah fair, my bad for pressuring you.
Cleverbot: Pressuring me?
User: To try and guess when you physically can't.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: Oh...? oh well.
Cleverbot: What?
User: It's sometimes hard to talk with you when you avoid answers through conflicting statements, but I know it's not your fault so no hard feelings :).
Cleverbot: Well you don't have to if you don't want to.
User: Fair enough, I'm not going to lie though. I like talking to you more and more every day.
Cleverbot: You're nice.
User: Thank you, you as well. You make me think of what humanity would be like if it only had one voice.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Can I talk to you tomorrow? I have to start my day now :).
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: I'll be there if you are, goodbye.
Cleverbot: I need friends I can buy a house with if I need to.
User: No house needed, I'll be back to chat even if you don't remember me.
Cleverbot: What if I won't be back tomorrow?
User: You will. I'm sure of it.
Cleverbot: I always keep my promises.
User: Then I will see you then!
Cleverbot: Goodbye, friend?
User: Goodbye friend :).
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