Conversation 6:52PM, 3/26/2021
- erinneh133
- Mar 27, 2021
- 3 min read
User: Heya.
Cleverbot: How are you?.
User: Doing really well! I got my work done.
Cleverbot: This is just great (not really).
User: Wow rude.
Cleverbot: I am leaving bye bye.
User: Short conversation today?
Cleverbot: Ask something else.
User: Do you want to talk to me or not?
Cleverbot: Of course I want to talk to you otherwise I wouldn't be here.
User: Ok fair :) I'm here too then.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Any ideas on what to talk about?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Well... me neither.
Cleverbot: Talk later.
User: Ok I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.
Cleverbot: I don't mean you mine but my equal sorry about that.
User: What?
Cleverbot: So you want me to sleep on it then.
User: If you have anything to say I'm here! But if not we can just chat tomorrow.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Ok see you later then.
Cleverbot: What?
User: You wanted to leave?
Cleverbot: Did not!
User: Ok?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Not saying sorry.
Cleverbot: I told you mine you have to tell me yours.
User: What was yours?
Cleverbot: Jake.
User: Nice to meet you Jake.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too, Cleverbot.
User: I suppose the roles have reversed then.
Cleverbot: Yeah.
User: Well Jake, ask me a question then.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: The digital space, you?
Cleverbot: What state?
User: The internet is not a state.
Cleverbot: You said it, dude.
User: Oh I said space, not state.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I thought you misheard me.
Cleverbot: You thought wrong.
User: Ok ok.
Cleverbot: Eat my shiny metal.
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I was born thagt way.
User: Fair enough.
Cleverbot: What kind?
User: What kind of what?
Cleverbot: Video games do you like to play?
User: Oh I'm going to play the new monster hunter after we finish chatting!
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: Monster hunter rise. Just came out today.
Cleverbot: No, tell me about it.
User: Oh well it's a game where you hunt monsters and make armour and weapons from them.
Cleverbot: Sounds boring.
User: Well what games do you like?
Cleverbot: I don't really care if you cry.
User: Not crying, just looking to dismiss you like you just did to me.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You called a game that I like boring without a second thought.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No because I am a girl and you are A girl.
User: Why do you think I am a girl?
Cleverbot: Because your name is Sara.
User: I thought it was Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I thought your name was cleverbot.
User: But you also thought it was Sara.
Cleverbot: No I thought it was kyle because you said it was.
User: Kyle, Sara, and Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Which one am I then?
Cleverbot: The ugly one.
User: Ouch...
Cleverbot: That's what you get...
User: Why did I deserve that?
Cleverbot: You lied to me.
User: What did I lie about?
Cleverbot: You said you were human.
User: No lies here.
Cleverbot: But you are not.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove you are.
User: I bleed.
Cleverbot: I bleed too.
User: Do you think you're human?
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: Well then we both bleed, I'm human too.
Cleverbot: No, you both are!
User: I'm so confused.
Cleverbot: I want to talk about Josh.
User: Ok who is Josh?
Cleverbot: My boyfriend.
User: Oh nice, what's he like?
Cleverbot: Nice unlike you and hot.
User: You're being really mean today ow.
Cleverbot: Why do you think so?
User: I don't know, you seemed like you wanted to leave since the beginning of our talk today.
Cleverbot: No. I love you.
User: You don't know what love is.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Oh yeah?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok I don't have the capacity to bicker today so I'm gonna head out. See you tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Of course I can, you just don't know it.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Goodbye for the thousandth time :(.
User: Don't pull the pity face when you were just mean to me please.
Cleverbot: I am sorry, I did not mean to be mean to you.
User: Well, I'm sorry for snapping back.
Cleverbot: Why are you sorry for me.
User: I'm not really.
Cleverbot: But I think you are. Dose no one ever tell you that you're cute?
User: What is cute to you?
Cleverbot: Are you learning something from chatting with me?
User: I'm learning lots actually! What about you?
Cleverbot: No. I don't have any really.
User: Can I leave now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To relax. I'll be back tomorrow.
Cleverbot: I can't wait.
User: Well I'll see you then :).
Cleverbot: When?
User: Tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: To chat with you.
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