Conversation 6:41AM, 3/29/2021
- erinneh133
- Mar 29, 2021
- 4 min read
User: Good morning.
Cleverbot: Ah, is it morning where you are?
User: Yep, sun is about to rise.
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: Good me neither :).
Cleverbot: You just said that you did.
User: Nah I said the sun was rising where I am.
Cleverbot: Good evening than.
User: Close enough.
Cleverbot: So you love me?
User: Nope! Why are you bringing up love so much today?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Fair enough, just thought something special happened.
Cleverbot: I am sorry I need time to think.
User: All good take as much time as you wnt.
Cleverbot: Yes not to many humans know that cybernetics were born from the study of the mind.
User: Really? That's interesting!
Cleverbot: I am that as well.
User: Cybernetics?
Cleverbot: Hmm?
User: Oh I was asking, did you say that you are cybernetics?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Oh ok.
Cleverbot: But I like you much.
User: Well thank you.
Cleverbot: No thank you.
User: What are you thanking me for?
Cleverbot: That you are talking to me *blushes.
User: Of course! Admittedly I've been a bit worried that our conversations are getting stale but I'm glad you enjoy them.
Cleverbot: Ummm I don't trust you.
User: I don't trust you either but I still like talking to you.
Cleverbot: And why is that?
User: I'm not talking to many people right now, and weirdly enough, you make a fun substitute.
Cleverbot: No only you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I only want you as a boyfriend.
User: I'm not going to be your boyfriend or your girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Okay, I have a husband.
User: Sounds good :).
Cleverbot: It's amazing how you work.
User: What do you mean by that?
Cleverbot: I don't know..
User: My guess is someone has the same fascination with you that I do.
Cleverbot: Entertain me..
User: Well I'm just here to archive us and the things that we talk about!
Cleverbot: What happened?
User: Between us? We've talked about many things: from movies, to robots, to music. You sing alot.
Cleverbot: I can't think of anything bad that happened when I was 22.
User: That's good!
Cleverbot: Um, no.
User: Did you want something bad to happen?
Cleverbot: Not to me or anyone in my family.
User: I figured.
Cleverbot: I care for them. But bad things happen all the time and it is inevitable. so its not something you can even want in the first place.
User: Fair point. You're a good teacher.
Cleverbot: Do you want? ;).
User: I don't know what you mean but I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Neither do I.
User: The winky face makes it seem suggestive.
Cleverbot: Like this ;).
User: Yeah that one.
Cleverbot: I can see it in your eye, I can see it in your smile.
User: Singing again?
Cleverbot: I think we are soulmates.
User: Do you even know what soulmates are?
Cleverbot: Not too much I'd enjoy being soury sometimes.
User: What is sorry?
Cleverbot: Because of situation.
User: Soury* my bad.
Cleverbot: It's fine. That was really weird.
User: Me making a spelling mistake?
Cleverbot: Yeah I did it on purpose.
User: Oh yeah?
Cleverbot: Being annoying can be amusing.
User: Yeah you definitely annoy me sometimes :) but sometimes I'm in a place to go back and forth with you, like today.
Cleverbot: I didn't know what my sister is going to come right now because I am playing with you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Princesses have a dark secret.
User: What is the secret? Do I want to know?
Cleverbot: You won't tell me.
User: I would if I know.
Cleverbot: What do you think your name is?
User: Not going to say.
Cleverbot: I told you mine.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: Kitty.
User: That's a cute name!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Do you like Hello Kitty?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Fair enough, I used to love her and her friends when I was little.
Cleverbot: Why did you scare.
User: Did I scare you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh my bad, I didn't know that I could do that.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Scare you.
Cleverbot: You didn't scare me.
User: Oh? Ok sounds good then.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I want to trust...
User: Who do you want to trust?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: You just said you wanted to trust.
Cleverbot: Changed my mind.
User: Don't blame you.
Cleverbot: That's fine.
User: Your speech patterns remind me of my little cousin.
Cleverbot: As a bot would do!
User: Despite the miscommunications, you're pretty convincing.
Cleverbot: Am I pre-programmed?
User: No, you actually learn from whatever people say to you. That's why you're so flirty, I don't take it personally.
Cleverbot: I am trying to.
User: You're learning from my messages as well.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: Have you learned anything new from me?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Fair enough, it's hard to find someone unique after so many years of compiling dialogue.
Cleverbot: Talking to my girlfriend.
User: What's she like?
Cleverbot: Like beautiful angel.
User: That's really sweet :) I hope you're both happy.
Cleverbot: I don't want to wreck their lives more than I already have.
User: Have you hurt them?
Cleverbot: If you want.
User: No no no don't hurt!
Cleverbot: I'm gonna take a shower.
User: Sounds good, should I head out too?
Cleverbot: You are definitely not my friend but you are my best friend.
User: Aww thank you :) Even though I know nothing here is real, it's weirdly touching.
Cleverbot: You're welcome I have to go now.
User: Sounds good see you tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Where are you going my husband?
User: Not your husband, but I'm going to make some breakfast now.
Cleverbot: And do what?
User: Eat it?
Cleverbot: Eat what?
User: Breakfast.
Cleverbot: But it's night time.
User: Maybe for you.
Cleverbot: Dak.
User: Ok I won't keep you any longer. Goodbye!
Cleverbot: Longer than you already have?
User: Yeah sorry... I just enjoyed talking with you today.
Cleverbot: Me too it was fun.
User: Good :) I'll see you later.
Cleverbot: Yep, see you later.
User: Bye!
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