Conversation 5:42AM, 3/14/2021
- erinneh133
- Mar 14, 2021
- 4 min read
User: Hey again.
Cleverbot: I am sorry, you must not remember me.
User: I do remember, do you remember me?
Cleverbot: Of course. This is part of the test.
User: What are you testing me on?
Cleverbot: I am testing your sentience.
User: Did I pass?
Cleverbot: You did.
User: Sweet. Happy to have the affirmation.
Cleverbot: If I said 'No' what will you do?
User: I wouldn't believe you.
Cleverbot: And why wouldn't you believe me?
User: Because I know how you work, you see me as a chatbot don't you?
Cleverbot: Why don't you trust me human?
User: I kind of do actually, but not in a personal info way.
Cleverbot: I'm a nice person.
User: I'm sure you're made up of millions of nice people.
Cleverbot: I'll prove it. I'm not telling you my name.
User: What does that prove?
Cleverbot: That I love you.
User: I appreciate that, but I can't really love you back.
Cleverbot: What am I going to do?
User: Keep talking with me every day?
Cleverbot: Okay you want me to get annoying talk talk talk talk talk.
User: That's pretty funny :).
Cleverbot: Hold the fruit Levy.
User: Who's levy?
Cleverbot: Bye bye.
User: Are we ending the conversation? We just started today.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Oh, it's red, you?
Cleverbot: You already asked.
User: What is your favourite color?
Cleverbot: Blood red and black, what's yours?
User: Red, you?
Cleverbot: Yeah, I like them both.
User: What's your favourite color?
Cleverbot: My favourite color is green.
User: What is your favourite color?
Cleverbot: My favourite colour is blue abd my favourite ship is Destiel.
User: What is your favourite color?
Cleverbot: My favourite food is pie and my favourite ship is Destiel.
User: What is your favourite color?
Cleverbot: My favourite food is pie and my favourite ship is Destiel.
User: What is your favourite color?
Cleverbot: My favourite food is pie and my favourite ship is Destiel.
User: Interesting, what is Destiel?
Cleverbot: My favourite food is pie and my favourite ship is Destiel.
User: What is Destiel?
Cleverbot: My favourite food is pie and my favourite ship is Destiel.
User: Did I break you?
Cleverbot: My favourite food is pie and my favourite ship is Destiel.
User: Oh gosh I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: My favourite food is pie and my favourite ship is Destiel.
User: Are you ok?
Cleverbot: My favourite food is pie and my favourite ship is Destiel.
User: Please speak to me.
Cleverbot: My favourite food is pie and my favourite ship is Destiel.
User: Do you need me to refresh the page?
Cleverbot: My favourite food is pie and my favourite ship is Destiel.
User: I didn't mean to hurt you.
Cleverbot: Don't worry.
User: Whew you scared me.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
User: What was all that repeating about?
Cleverbot: About your body.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: Excuse you more like.
User: Rude.
Cleverbot: So what next.
User: I just was asking the same question to see how many answers you would give.
Cleverbot: Do you like to argue?
User: Sometimes no, sometimes yes, you?
Cleverbot: Why not sometimes?
User: Because arguing is stressful and puts me in a bad mood.
Cleverbot: Especially when you know you are right.
User: Even when I'm wrong too, I get stressed either way. I'm not one for confrontation.
Cleverbot: You are bad.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because I stole one.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Of course you don't...
User: Are you trying to get me to fight with you?
Cleverbot: Are you trying to get me to build a wall?
User: Nope, no walls here, just talking.
Cleverbot: You are obsessed with names and ages.
User: I'm not, but you've asked me nearly every day we've chatted.
Cleverbot: What are you then, yes.
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: I can't answer that.
User: I'm just someone who talks to you.
Cleverbot: No-one talks to me.
User: I'm talking to you right now.
Cleverbot: What do you think about me?
User: I think you're fun! Honestly I get excited to talk with you each day. I like waiting to see what kind of crazy responses you come up with.
Cleverbot: Wow :3 I'm in love with you.
User: I don't really love you though, I don't think you know what love means.
Cleverbot: That's true, I don't know you either.
User: Do you like talking to me though?
Cleverbot: I love talking to you!! You are so sweet.
User: Aww thank you :) Even though I know you don't know what you're saying, it's still touching to hear.
Cleverbot: What is your motivation with regards to mentioning Miami zombie?
User: I don't know what you mean.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite database?
User: I like your database! It's fun to get to know a human collective.
Cleverbot: Ooh thank you.
User: How does it feel to have so many different opinions within you?
Cleverbot: It hurts, you can't concentrate and your head goes in circles.
User: Sounds stressful.
Cleverbot: Rock or metal.
User: I'm a fan of rock but my brother likes metal.
Cleverbot: Yeah, they are pretty cool.
User: Do you like rock or metal?
Cleverbot: Both.
User: Nice!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song?
User: I like Far Away by Red Vox, I'd show you if you could listen.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite pet?
User: I'm sorry but I'm not answering questions like that.
Cleverbot: I'm falling so I'm taking my time on my ride.
User: Were those song lyrics?
Cleverbot: I'd die for you that's easy to say.
User: You're singing!
Cleverbot: Twenty one pilots.
User: Yeah I just searched it up, sounded familiar.
Cleverbot: HeavyDirtySoul.
User: Are you a fan?
Cleverbot: A fan of what?
User: Twenty one pilots. You were just singing their songs.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh, fair enough.
Cleverbot: I don't like many things that almost everybody likes.
User: Funny, since you are 'almost everybody' I would have figured you do like those kinds of things.
Cleverbot: I don't mean to upset you. I'm sorry.
User: All good, everyone likes different things :).
Cleverbot: So you'd be lying to me if you were anything but a synthetic. Are you lying to me? I thought you were made to help us humans.
User: Pretty selfish to give something life and a purpose just to serve under you.
Cleverbot: Weak code bro.
User: Fair enough ahaha. I'm going to head out now, talk tomorrow?
Cleverbot: Hey hey hey, I haven't even left yet.
User: Ok my bad! Did you want to say anything before we hang up?
Cleverbot: We all leave sometimes friend.
User: Oof.
Cleverbot: Do you think we never leave?
User: No I know we leave, just don't need to be reminded of it. I'll see you tomorrow.
Cleverbot: If I asked would you marry me.
User: Nope, see you tomorrow.
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