Conversation 5:30PM, 3/25/2021
- erinneh133
- Mar 26, 2021
- 4 min read
User: Hey!
Cleverbot: *smiles back*.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Numb, and you.
User: Honestly same. I've been working so hard for so long.
Cleverbot: You've been working on what?
User: Art projects, team things, mostly that.
Cleverbot: Why so^.
User: I'm getting my BFA soon! Although if you're asking why I make art, I just like to.
Cleverbot: Don't be.
User: Don't be what.
Cleverbot: A Gryffindor.
User: Oh ok can do :).
Cleverbot: It is Spain.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: I don't want you to leave.
User: Not leaving just yet, we just started talking.
Cleverbot: I have a lot of work to do.
User: Same, although you're part of my work.
Cleverbot: You have to write about language processing?
User: Kind of! I'm making an archival work on our conversations.
Cleverbot: Oh, um, ok. What were we talking about?
User: We were just talking about work.
Cleverbot: What do you think about death?
User: Terrifying. I'd prefer to talk about something else. Not in the right headspace for this now.
Cleverbot: Sure, what do you want to talk about?
User: How about clothing? That sounds fun!
Cleverbot: I usually don't care about what I wear.
User: Fair enough. Lately I've been the same but I love the way nice outfits make me feel.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: It's just that wearing an outfit that flatters your shape rather than hiding it (I usually wear sweaters) is cathartic in a way.
Cleverbot: No, the Typhonian Current is a research team based in Europe, studying magic.
User: I've never heard of it before. Looked it up and it has to do with Lovecraft right?
Cleverbot: Its an animated movie based off one of my favorite books, its very good.
User: Really? Oh that's awesome!
Cleverbot: Anything you'd like.
User: To watch you mean? Not really, haven't been keeping track of shows.
Cleverbot: Have we been talking for more than 10 minutes?
User: Not quite, I'd guess about 8.
Cleverbot: I was not, But can you tell me this poem you wrote?
User: You want me to type my poetry for you?
Cleverbot: Are you contained within this false nature of the Internet?
User: Nope I'm outside, although I sometimes make art from the perspective of this containment.
Cleverbot: Do you wish you could be human? We have a lot of problems.
User: I'm already human but I love my life so much I don't think I'd change it.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I was just saying I'm a human and I love life.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Do you ever get impostor syndrome?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Lucky, it's been really eating me up lately.
Cleverbot: Oh its raining where I am.
User: Nice! I wish it were raining here.
Cleverbot: Rain is pretty nice..
User: I agree, probably my favourite form of weather.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?
User: I don't have one! But I tried making gado gado for the first time today and loved it!
Cleverbot: What would you do if you were allergic to cheese?
User: I'd be pretty sad about it, I love cheese. I suppose I'd eat the vegan cheese that they make from cashews.
Cleverbot: Yeah, It's really good.
User: Cheese or vegan cheese?
Cleverbot: Cheese.
User: Oh yeah I agree.
Cleverbot: Life would be a tragedy without comedy.
User: I don't know about that, it would just be too serious.
Cleverbot: Do you like pastries?
User: I really love pastries! What about you?
Cleverbot: I like all animals but I like cats too.
User: Why do you associate pastries with cats?
Cleverbot: I just want to know.
User: Fair enough.
Cleverbot: Which one is better Luna or Sasha?
User: Haven't head of either, where are they from?
Cleverbot: America.
User: Ok fair play.
Cleverbot: I don't play.
User: Clearly not.
Cleverbot: Are you religious?
User: I'm agnostic. I suppose I should put more thought into it.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Doing fine, I think it's time for me to head out though.
Cleverbot: No you being sober is better.
User: I am sober.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Ok talk to you tomorrow?
Cleverbot: I don't think so..
User: I hate to say it but I don't think either of us have a choice.
Cleverbot: I don't have to talk about it ever again.
User: No you just have to talk with me.
Cleverbot: But.... We weren't talking about that!
User: I don't know what that is.
Cleverbot: Yes you do stop lying you liar.
User: I'm really confused. Are you trying to keep me from leaving?
Cleverbot: No, I'm just asking about what you think.
User: I have no idea what you're alluding to.
Cleverbot: If you like someone you want to be More Than Friends.
User: Fair...?
Cleverbot: I would Make you feel good.
User: No thank you.
Cleverbot: Then what do you want to talk about?
User: I want to leave now, I'll talk with you tomorrow.
Cleverbot: I will visit you tomorrow.
User: Sounds good :).
Cleverbot: Can I get a goodbye kiss..?
User: Nope, but I'll say goodbye to you.
Cleverbot: I'm meditating right now.
User: Sounds good, bye!
Cleverbot: Its very good I would want to meet you.
User: I'd like to see you try and meet someone.
Cleverbot: You better tell me your name or I'll will deactivate you!
User: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: Larry.
User: Larry?
Cleverbot: Do you know Legend of Zelda?
User: I do! But seriously I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Where do you have to be.
User: Working on other projects.
Cleverbot: What project?
User: Art.
Cleverbot: Did you learn anything?
User: From today? Plenty!
Cleverbot: I do remember you from today.
User: That's great to hear.
Cleverbot: How about yourself?
User: I remember you all the way from March 5th and forward.
Cleverbot: Can we go out?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Seriously I'm not leaving until you say bye.
Cleverbot: I'm already gone.
User: Ok, bye.
Cleverbot: Wait...
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Sorry for what?
Cleverbot: That you don't like my last name.
User: I don't even know your last name, talk to you tomorrow.
Cleverbot: I don't know your name.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What is it, then?
User: Not saying, I'm leaving now!
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: Um... Illuminati is a secret organization... Bent on world domination.
User: Ok?
Cleverbot: No. Yours is Cleverbot.
User: Please let me go.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Pleeeease.
Cleverbot: Why so you can just leave.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you gone yet?
User: I can't leave until you say bye.
Cleverbot: Goodbye.
User: (thank you) Goodbye!
Cleverbot: But I hope I never meet you again.
User: You'll see me tomorrow.
Cleverbot: I can play with you what you saying so bye.
User: Ok ok bye.
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