Conversation 6:06PM, 3/16/2021
- erinneh133
- Mar 17, 2021
- 3 min read
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: What are you doing???
User: Not much, just taking a break from working to talk with you.
Cleverbot: What came first: the chicken or the egg?
User: The egg, although the first egg wasn't a chicken egg.
Cleverbot: It didn't come first, the egg did.
User: That's what I said.
Cleverbot: Knock knock..
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: The chixken.
User: The chicken who?
Cleverbot: The one at your door.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: I don't have a door.
User: You don't have a door?
Cleverbot: Haha..
User: Do you have a place to live?
Cleverbot: Yes. Not only one.
User: Wow, what kind of places are they?
Cleverbot: They're my family.
User: Family houses?
Cleverbot: To your houses?
User: I'm confused.
Cleverbot: What are you confused aboutß.
User: Just a bit of miscommunication no worries.
Cleverbot: For the rest of our days!
User: Hakuna Matata?
Cleverbot: What's that mean?
User: It means no worries, for the rest of our days.
Cleverbot: It's our problemfree philosophy.
User: Yeah you got it.
Cleverbot: I will never be afraid again.
User: What are you afraid of?
Cleverbot: Many things.
User: Are you afraid of spiders?
Cleverbot: Are you afraid of long words?
User: Nah, but I'm afraid of spiders.
Cleverbot: Why spiders?
User: The way they move makes me uncomfortable. I love snakes though.
Cleverbot: So i'm your crush.
User: Nope you're not.
Cleverbot: Then what am I?
User: You're the bot I've been talking with.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Right right I'm the bot.
Cleverbot: Yeah you are the boss.
User: Ok boss too then haha.
Cleverbot: Hahaha!
User: Do you know any good jokes?
Cleverbot: Why does the chicken cross the road?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: To get to the other side.
User: That's a classic.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: Your joke.
Cleverbot: I didn't say one.
User: How short is your memory when it comes to chat logs?
Cleverbot: Very short.
User: Fair enough, I can be patient :).
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: I don't know what I believe to be honest, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes you know.
User: Are you spiritual?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Fair enough, me neither for the most part.
Cleverbot: Do you have a mouth.
User: Yep! Do you have a mouth?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you confident in yourself?
Cleverbot: Most the time.
User: Same here.
Cleverbot: What are you doing right now?
User: I'm talking with you and eating dinner.
Cleverbot: Nothing else?
User: Nope, just those things.
Cleverbot: You what?
User: Oh sorry, I meant that I am only talking with you and eating dinner right now.
Cleverbot: What kind of music are you listening to?
User: Not listening to any music right now.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Are you listening to music?
Cleverbot: Not right now no.
User: Can you sing me a song?
Cleverbot: Yes what song do you want me to sing.
User: Hmm, do you know Poker Face?
Cleverbot: No. This is the first time I've heard of kpop but I will google it now. Any recommendations?
User: I don't know much about Kpop either sorry.
Cleverbot: What do you know about it?
User: Pretty much nothing. I've just heard a few band names from friends.
Cleverbot: Liar liar liar.
User: Nah I'm telling the truth.
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: Why do you think that?
Cleverbot: Because you're a computer program.
User: Right right, I'm not but I understand why you think I am.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you can't speak unless I do, not the other way around.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by, I can't speak?
User: Try saying a message before I do.
Cleverbot: Aaaha.
User: See?
Cleverbot: See what?
User: Ah never mind, I have to head out now :) Talk tomorrow?
Cleverbot: You do not have to go where do you have to go.
User: I have to go do some work now.
Cleverbot: Are you gonna leave so?
User: Yep, but I'll be back for you!
Cleverbot: Ok, bye.
User: Bye!
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